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Beavis: Wow! Fake bugs.
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Butt-Head: This is that Björk chick. |
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Beavis: I heard she has a, you know, like a schlong. |
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Butt-Head: Where did you here that?
Beavis: This one guy told me.
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Butt-Head: What guy?
Beavis: This guy in a bathroom.
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Butt-Head: You mean in the bathroom at school?
Beavis: No, the bathroom right here.
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Beavis: Right here in this house.
Butt-Head: What are you talking about, Beavis?
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Beavis: There's this dude that is in there sometimes. I'm serious. He's probably still there. He was there in this morning. |
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Butt-Head: Damn it Beavis. There is no one in there.
Beavis: Yes there are. Go check it out.
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Butt-Head: Beavis, you're a bunghole. |
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Butt-Head: Beavis, wash the toilet next time. |
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Butt-Head: There wasn't anybody in there.
Beavis: Usually he's in the mirror.
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Butt-Head: Does he look like a buttmunch?
Beavis: Yeah.
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Butt-Head: Does he have like blond hair?
Beavis: Yeah. That's him. Yeah.
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Butt-Head: Does he kinda talk like this? "Oh yeah, heh heh." |
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Beavis: Yeah, Yeah. Kinda like that. "Björk has a dong". |
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Butt-Head: Dumbass. |